Sienna Miller versus January Jones: who has the worst bangs trauma these days?

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Two women. Two sets of bangs. A fight to the death!

First up, Sienna Miller. Sienna was photographed on the London set of her latest film Adam Jones yesterday. Sienna has been filming projects back-to-back this year, which is somewhat strange, but maybe she needs the money. She’s playing supporting parts or extended cameos in most of the films, so maybe she’s just trying to get her once-promising career back on track. Anyway, Sienna has new hair. I do not know if it’s a wig or if she really got this haircut. I’m really looking at it and… I think this is her real hair. I think she just got a really bad cut for this movie.

Sienna has always been willing to really change up her hair for a role and not just wear wigs, which is pretty good. But I felt like she got Felicity’d when she cut her hair to play Edie Sedgwick all those years ago – it’s like her fashion power was in her long hair and as soon as she chopped it off, people began losing interest in her. Hopefully, she’s moved beyond that. She’s working non-stop and she’s no longer the It Girl of London (that would be Cara Delevingne). So, what’s the Bangs Trauma Level on this one? I give it a 3 out of 5 (5 being the worst).

Next up: January Jones was spotted at the airport with new bangs several days ago. She had her sunglasses on in all of these photos, which throws off her face as well. But with the bangs and the shades, she looks like somebody else? Who does she remind me? Like, Amber Valetta mixed with somebody else. Julie Bowen, maybe? As for the bangs trauma… 5 out of 5. January changed, man. She used to be coldest, iciest bitch on the block. Now she wears Jennifer Garner-esque mom ensembles and she has mom-bangs. What happened to you, January?!

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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